Where Are They Now?

A clip from the Shady Hall of Fame Archives.

What the heck is Birdhouse doing?

Birdhouse aka Daniel aka I like to wear girl's pants to camp Stockman is photographed here:

a. playing a flute at band camp
b. trying to suck a golf ball through PVC pipe
c. Shooting Rob Hatttttttaway with a blow gun.
d. Drinking water in a rat cage.
e. Smoking a really big cigarette

If you can answer the question correctly we will give you a free pair of girls pants to wear at camp this year!

WeAreShady Founder Emerges From Hiding After Former Contributor to Site Embarrasses Organization On National TV

I have decided to come out of hiding temporarily after being informed that one of the former contributors to this site was exposed at an SEC football game on national tv in full body paint. There are at least 93 rules being violated by going to an SEC football game in full body paint. I will point out a few of them.

1) You CANNOT go to an SEC football game in full body paint if you are not a student of the school you are promoting. As we all know, young Alex attends Jeff State in Trussville. If Jeff State was playing Montevallo in backgammon, then maybe you could go to that in full body paint.

2) You CANNOT go to an SEC football game in full body paint if your team has even a 1% chance of losing. The reason for this is simple. You know that you will be on tv throughout the game because of your unabashed lack of shame by painting your entire body. You know that if the team you are promoting loses, they are going to immediately get your reaction so that the rest of the normal people in the country will be entertained by laughing at how ridiculous you look. (Note the bottom picture which was taken immediately after the OT loss.)

3) You CANNOT go to an SEC football game in full body paint just because the team you are promoting has recently gotten a new coach. If you're gonna go for Saban...you better have gone for Shula. It was a 3 game winning streak...let's not build that statue of Saban just yet.

4) You CANNOT go to an SEC football game in full body paint if you have to walk from wherever you apply the full body paint to the stadium. If it were possible to somehow teleport from your apartment to your seat at the stadium without having to walk by 150 sorority & fraternity houses in full body paint...nevermind, that still wouldn't justify it.

5) You CANNOT go to an SEC football game in full body paint...period. There are no exceptions to this rule.

On another note, is the phrase meant to be in Spanish? Why is there a guy with an exclamation point at the front of the phrase also? And why is that guy one row above the rest of the group?

WeAreShady Pioneer Starts New Company

Forbe's product watch has already reported max sales of this product in the Columbus, Ohio region of the US.

New Product All the Rage with Canadians

Two unidentifiable female Canadians in catatonic bliss after testing BUCK URINE.

Myspace....The Cyber Buffet of Shade!

We will probably be shut down for these photos! If it can happen to Imus, then it can happen to anyone!

Tobacco Use Among Canadian Women On The Rise

Ms. Leber discovers southern hospitality...WeAreShady style!

WeAreShady SOLD To Wal-Mart. Former Owners Don't Make Good On Their Promise

WeAreShady website was sold early this week (as seen in the above photo) after Jeff DeLoach brokered a deal between the founders of the website and the world's largest retailer. Wal-Mart, who has been actively seeking an avenue into internet marketing, first approached WeAreShady founders Bart Cannon and Buck Hoskin about purchasing the rights to the site in early 2005 after they launched their first successful marketing campaign. (http://weareshady.blogspot.com/2005/04/
dow-up-4000-points-after-weareshady.html)
The first several rounds of negotiations were unsuccessful.

The site flourished even to the point of becoming a "Most 100 viewed Blogs" for a short time. The success continued until news of its existence spread like the black plague in Ohio. Within one week Canadia had completely saturated the market causing the value of the site to drop nearly 95%. The death blow came shortly thereafter when the infamous "Sparky Gate" controversy dealt a Chuck Norris like roundhouse kick to the public image of the site and the credibility of its founders (particularly Hoskin). Soccer Mom's and PTA parents openly boycotted the site on shows such as Oprah, Dr. Phil & The View.

Despite these setbacks, Wal-Mart remained interested in purchasing the site at an earlier negotiated price, but changed the terms to include a provision requiring all profits over the actual market value be donated to Southeastern Youth Camp. Unfortunately, Cannon and Hoskin did not make good on their promise. The money was wired from Wal-Mart Financial Dept. to Fuller Bank in Haysi, VA. The money was withdrawn the next day and neither has been heard from since.

It is our hope that a fresh approach to this site can earn back the reputation it once had as a beacon of light in this shady world.

Thanks - WalMart Internet Marketing Dept.